Thursday, November 15, 2012

Who we be....

We are the Zone Defenders.

We are that collection of athletes that you just do not want to face. You do not want to see my boy Papa Bear in the middle of the paint when you're trying to lay one in. BLOCK!

You do not want another member of the crew, another Bear of a defender, let's call him C2daJ for now. He will no-look you right out of your socks, jock, and even your shooting sleeve (if you're brave enough to wear one). He can also lock down anyone, I mean anyone (I know you can hear me LeBron).

The final member of this four-man zone chaos is a blast from the past, more ol' school than Uncle Drew, the little land mogul himself, Kyle. He may live on the plains but that does not dictate his style of play. SWISH!

I round out this crew of misfits and we are here to bring you some tenacious traps in the corner and some witty humor regarding the sports going on around us. Keep in mind that our zone defense is very broad and in no means limited to one sport. If you are a man-to-man kind of person, then you had better pick your points of attack or we WILL roll right over you. This is going to be a knock out brawl on sports and we hope that you enjoy the insight, at least the humor.

D-FENCE!


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